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Hello, I am Dan. To this day, I still wonder...why no one has ever drawn a picture of a panda riding a unicorn while holding a lightsaber. If you have found this picture, please let me know ASAP.

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11 November 11
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If I ever had to choose a song that would play while I go about doing my daily routine, it would most definitely be this song. For instance, if you were walking down the street and you saw me from far away, you’d say something like…”Hey…is that Dan?”.

Then immediately this song starts playing when I come into view. How fun would that be!

Or if you went to a ramen place and saw me eating, you’d be like, “Look at how happy Dan is slurping up all that ramen.” Then immediately this song starts playing as I sway my head from side-to-side to the rhythm of the song.  

OR…if you saw me in a crowded building and said, “Hey, is that Dan in there beating all those scientologists with a baseball bat? What a silly goose!”. Then, as you can imagine, the song would immediately start playing. 

Anyway, hopefully this song sends you into fits of joy and nostalgia like it did with me. It may also help you hate things/people less. I know it worked for me.

Moral of the Story: Aluminum bats are SUPER EFFECTIVE against Scientologists. Believe! 

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh