Someone drinking wine and reading a book alone:
“Oh, that person must be really cozy with that glass of wine while reading ‘Gone With the Wind’. Good for that person! I hope they stay warm and cozy while they read.”
Someone drinking whiskey and reading a book alone:
“Dan?! Are you drinking already?! It’s 2PM! Why are you reading ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ at the public library? And where are your pants???”
Seriously, I don’t know why it’s more acceptable to drink wine alone than it is whiskey.
AND WHAT’S WRONG WITH DRINKING ALONE (aside from the fact that I don’t have a friend to drive to Jack in the Box)???
